December 2012
1 post
October 2012
2 posts
August 2012
3 posts
June 2012
25 posts
Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
Me: Well fuck.
Being gay is fine. Being bisexual is fine. Being...
May 2012
10 posts
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
April 2012
2 posts
March 2012
31 posts
I still jam out to Burnin' Up from the Jonas...
lethappiness-findyou:
Says the guy that had sex with a girl on a couch
or3o:
lethappiness-findyou:
imnotsurewhattowritehere:
I’ll still retweet your tweet, but let’s not point fingers…
in the middle of a party, no less.
if we’re talking about the same person :P haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I think I know who we’re talking about here ;)
Emily is lost :(
